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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

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8ot:

saddestsad:

dw00dz:

This is why I love scottish people

could someone translate this into english

“im not a snitch”

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β€” Signs best to worst

j6:

slavery:

1.Capricorn

The rest are irrelevant

Seeing as there is no other sign listed, Capricorn would thus be considered both equally the best and the worst, cancelling itself out, thereby making it irrelevant. How embarrassing!

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scenephase:

BREAKING NEWS sydney lameborghini finds her OWN post relatable imagine that

scenephase:
“ BREAKING NEWS sydney lameborghini finds her OWN post relatable imagine that
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howyougethegirl:

If I ever become famous just know that the first thing I will do is find my way into Taylor Swift’s squad

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dick-quiver:

Something tells me my dad and sister went somewhere together

dick-quiver:
“Something tells me my dad and sister went somewhere together
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dreamilyfullmentality:

aesthetischen:

warrior-princess-4ever:

homfrog:

What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

What the fuck

Holy fucking shit what the fuck

this ruined me

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horizonindigo:

#CollegeStudents

fred you live in a mansion