breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

j6:

slavery:

1.Capricorn

The rest are irrelevant

Seeing as there is no other sign listed, Capricorn would thus be considered both equally the best and the worst, cancelling itself out, thereby making it irrelevant. How embarrassing!

howyougethegirl:

If I ever become famous just know that the first thing I will do is find my way into Taylor Swift’s squad

dreamilyfullmentality:

aesthetischen:

warrior-princess-4ever:

homfrog:

What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

What the fuck

Holy fucking shit what the fuck

this ruined me